Yet another cause of wrinkles-apparently

While driving into town the other day, we got stuck behind one of those little MJB cars. An older one that was burning oil in the worst way. Being Northwesterners on a sunny day, we had the windows rolled down enjoying the last of warm breezes. Our car filled with that yummy awful burnt oil smell. As the odor engulfed the interior, my youngest made a comment that made me laugh out loud. Would I have been drinking any milk, it may have drizzled out my nose. This is the comment:

“Ugh! That smell! That car is so stinky it is make my face wrinkle!”

I love that!

Can you see my panty lines?

No, no you can’t.

I know. Yes. I. Do.

You can’t see them because I forgot to pack them in my swim bag this morning! Argh! Call me Reggie today!

(really I’m home now and the problem has been solved)

Depeche Mode took my picture!

Yes they did! I know what you’re thinking: no they di’nt, but it’s true. They did. They totally took a pic of me. ME. Yup. Me. Still not believing it? Fine. Here is the proof:

http://www.depechemode.com/tour/tourblog.html.

Go ahead, take a peek, I’m in photo number 22. I’ll wait.

*crickets chirping*.

Did you see me?! How awesome is that! It’s me! Right there! No THERE. Uh-uh in section 110. No the one in the gray t-shirt. Standing. Yup, now you got it!

Depeche Mode took a picture of ME…and 16,000 of my closest friends! Awesome!

Happy Birthday My Joy!

Hey Little One, you are growing so fast, so tall, so beautiful. You make my heart smile and I’ll love you forever and for always because you are my Dear One. You amaze me daily with your spirit and your laughter, which you freely give. I hope you never loose that. Ever.

The more you grow the more I can see your personality come through. You will be strong, independent. No nonsense when needed and full of nonsense when needed, a perfect combo! You can, and will, do anything I have no fear of that! You will have the ability to go far, but may choose to stick close by anyway. Whatever you choose be happy.

You loose track of time easily, get distracted even easier and yet I wouldn’t change that for the world! You are unique and wonderful. Aunt Tanya S. calls you FireBall and yup, you own that.

At your birthday dinner choice of Chuck E. Cheese, you were all caught up in the games and rides that when it was time to leave you burst into a tear filled-”but I haven’t eaten yet!”. All caught up in the excitement and fun, you never stopped to eat. I love how you dive in and just go. No fear, no worry you live life! That is such a treasure to behold! Never loose this, it is a tremendous ability. Thankfully there was pizza a plenty and you polished off three slices in the car on the way home. Hungry indeed you were! Three whole slices! Where do you put it in that tiny little body?

Some of my favorite sayings you do:
Toys For Me instead of Toys ‘R Us
Aaanyywaaaayyyy
I love you with all my heart

Your favorite songs: Jump Rope and Blue Does by Blue October, Tinkerbell theme, Black Parade by MCR
Your favorite band: The Black Parade, a.k.a My Chemical Romance

I love how you sing-all the time! Never let the song go out in your heart no matter how many times you are asked to STOP SINGING. Never do. Sing on, sing strong! Sing me songs of your own creation or ones you’ve learned. Just sing if it brings joy to your heart. You have a gift here, when you hear a song once, you can sing much of it. You are definitely musically inclined and I love it. I think you do too!

As I watch you grow, I know you are going to be something special because My Joy, you already are! You already are.

What NOT to do on a sunburn

Last Tuesday my family joined with many other’s at a terrific local beach for the awesome minus tide! We spent half the day there, picnicing, swimming, laughing and something else…burning! I was an excellent parental figure and slathered my brood with gallons plenty of sunscreen. Then did the same for myself. Except one rather large area. My back.

Ok I’ve done this before under the Florida sun, one would think I have learned. Apparently not. Somehow I have no clue I have a back. Not a drop of sunscreen was applied there. The sun had it’s way with me you might say. Here it is four days later, and the burn is just as red and painful as then. I have been diligently nurturing it with lots of healthy, healing creams but last night I made a huge mistake. Big. Instead of slathering on a gob of moisturizer cream with healing ointment I grabbed an enzyme exfoliator. Yes you read that correctly. Ya know the stuff that is to remove dead skin cells. Yes one heaping gob please. No harm, sun burned skin is merely dead skin waiting to sluff off anyway-right. Mercy! The new burning sensation was something to be revered!

Thankfully my sweet husband came to my rescue and helped remove the abundance of the wrong cream. It’s amazing how NOT soft a wash cloth can be. Then he very willingly smeared my newly burned burn with aloevera gel with numbing qualities added. Ahhh…the sweet relief of sleep was excellent!

Now that is Sunburn Care Fail!

Snuffled

I walked to church last Sunday. I think it’s about 3 miles, not really sure, but what I do know is I am fat, out of shape and N to EED it! So I got myself up, ready and off I went.

I had on my Ipod and walking to the brisk pace of some rock n roll when I was snuffled! I had my music on loud, very deafening loud so I never heard him coming! Next I knew Shadow, our neighbors wonderful, gigantic shepherd was all snuffling my pack, water, and body. He was excited to see me and began his special way of saying “Hiya! So glad to see YOU! How ya doin? Where ya going? What’s in the pack? Is it for me? Mine? No? Are ya sure?”, all while snuffling. I had to walk him back home so he didn’t follow me all the way to church. Shadow totally would! He has been found far, far away from home before. During the walk he continued with his breathing/breath talking that only dogs can do. It was pretty cool.

Snuffled = Dog breathing, smelling, ‘talking’ to you in an excited greeting.

Yardening

Sure, this one has probably been used by many before yet this one came to me this early morning when I was in that state of asleep but aware in the early a.m. It is now summer type weather here in Washington and that means it broke 80 degrees yesterday. For us born and bred Washingtonians we melted and withered away into useless piles of goo. But I digress, that is another post…

When the heat strikes, the weeds go just as crazy for the sun as we do! But this means more work. Not only is there now gardening, which can be done year round here in our lovely temperate climte, but now we must add yard work to the list of To-Do’s. And now there is a time limit due to heat in two ways. One- we do not want to be out working in the highest heat and Two-you must finish the job before the weeds bolt. All this was in my mind this morning as I woke and my voice says to me, “You have yardening to do tonite after dinner.”

Yardening= Gardening plus Yard Work. Yardening season is upon us.

Sheila-isms

Call me crazy, creative. Call me off-my-rocker, odd. But I will only smile. I know what I am and I’m ok with it at long last. Growing up as an odd ball, (I even went to elementary school nick-named Odd Ball Heights), was cool, fun, exciting, outcasting, hard, challanging yet I wouldn’t go back and change any of it. Being ‘different’ is fine. I’ve settled into my skin and am who I am. I’m not saying I can’t change, but just that I’ll change into my own color at my own rhythm.

This catagory: Sheila-isms is part of my oddity. I make up words all the time. My husband has loved me long enough he usually knows exactly what I am communicating. Sometimes they are funny, other times just there.

I’m not claiming I am the only creator of any ‘ism’, you can come up with your own or maybe you have a left of center type of friend and you’ve already been exposed to this form of torture, stupidity, oddity. In any case, this PART is for you to enjoy…

I Did It!

Thank you Let’s Move Together and Arthritis Foundation! You were the perfect starting point for me and now I have the fever to do more!

Saturday was a nice, sunny/overcast day for the walk. We got there early, a bit too early. Lots of waiting till things got underway. The kids were bored great. Even though they had to wait lots, tons, one and half hours till I left, they did great! The walk was at Silverdale Waterfront Park and there are lots of toys to play while waiting so they did have fun regardless of their whines. Daddy was kind enough to take them for ice cream while I was off on my walk, so it was ‘worth it’ to them.

When I read the itinerary, it said walk start time was at 11:00 a.m. At 9:45 they began the Tai Chi warm up which was not really a warm up at all. This was followed by dancing the Macarena, (It was fun if you let it be). When the song ended folks started milling about and nothing much was happening. So I headed back to the playground to hang with my family and then all of the sudden the millers grouped and started off. I was like ‘Oh is it time to go???’. It was, I missed the announcement. Well I had been planning on using the loo just prior to departure, this is a must for me, I have given birth and potty stops are very important to me now. So I was surprised that I had not planned this well. I dashed off to the loo and then dashed back to the start line which is now empty of all walkers. I was officially the last one out. But it was a necessary thing. I didn’t let it get me down, my goal wasn’t to finish first, but finish, in under an hour. This was not a race.

Kajika, my sweet and lovely dog, was my partner on this walk and even though she is very friendly to humans she has new dog issues. She does alright around other dogs, but is not so happy when they try to get really friendly in dog fashion. So starting at the back of the pack, (pun intended), was excellent for her to. All the other dogs were ahead of us and she got to have her space. Kajika was so good! Listening to all my commands and learning a new one along the way. There were sidewalks for part of the walk so to pass a group we needed to pass in the street. I had to give her a new command to understand my intent. I would call out to the group “May I pass on your left?’, (To which every group thankfully said Yes and I am sooo glad because I had no idea what to do if they said no!), followed by a quick “Hop Down Kajika”. Once we were safely past the group I gave “Hop Up” and she understood we could regain the sidewalk. Kajika caught on right quick to each new command! Proud momma I am!

Anyway, I digress…We left the Start Line at 10:09 a.m. and I was using a brisk pace, probably not all that brisk for people in real shape, but brisk for me. It was quicker than bus stop pace, (see Day Two). My goal was to pick a pace that I could do the entire way with no slowing down. I pretty much got it right. We reached the half way mark at 10:33 a.m. and had passed quite a bit of the crowd. I wasn’t sure how many we had passed, I wasn’t really paying attention. I just wanted to keep my pace and finish. The half way mark was a just a simple turn around and go back the way you came. They had a case of water should you need a bottle but I was good, I still had my Sigg on me, which to my chagrin I had not drank enough of prior or during the walk as I learned later. We began our journey back at the same pace. Shortly into our return not only was I starting to slow down a bit, but Kajika really started to slow down. She is five years old which makes her about my age so I was like come on girl, come on! She caught back up then I was having a hard time maintaining the pace. A side ache that was small at the one mile mark was now beginning to become noticeable and that wasn’t helping my pace goal. I had to slow down just a bit, about 10 min, drink some water, breathe a bit deeper, but not stop. We were not passing anyone much anymore. At one point I got a pick me up: my Honey and children drove by yelling shouts of “Go Mommy!” and waves! It was really awesome! I got my pace back up! When we got about 3/4 of the way there we passed a few more groups and made it to the finish at 10:53! I was breathing nice and quick, but not hard, had a bit of a sweat and kept up my pace well enough that I was happy with it. My goals had been met!

They handed us tulips for Mother’s Day and High Fives for finishing. I found my family and Grant asks me if I came in first. I was like no way, lots of others were in front of me. He then informed that I actually came back towards the front. Really? How many did I pass? I still have no idea but it’s possible I suppose. I was so happy to have finished and was supported by my family-thanks guys!

My next walk will be May 30 for the Kitsap Humane Society Pets Walk. Now that I have one under my belt, and I know more- I want to do more! I want to go there! I am also toying with the idea of a 10 mile ride for LiveStrong in June…

Tomorrow is my first walk!

Oh! Or should I say ugh! Tomorrow is my first walk for charity/hip exercise! I am really excited about it, but haven’t done any ‘training’ this week at all! Zero. Zip. Nada. Nuthin! So that begs the question-am I ready?

Well thankfully I picked a short start-only 3 miles- so I should be able to manage it. This begs a bigger question- are there any hills like mine? or worse long, gradual ones like Lindvog Road? Those are the ones that kill me! Short and steep got it no worries. Mile(s) of gradual incline and my calves threaten to jump off my legs, stick out their tongues and say ‘how you liking that! you think you can do this to us?’. Yeah, scarry my calves have tongues and talk are that out of shape. I’ll be sure to participate in our Tai Chi warm up before hand and hope, pray, beg for no long, gradual hills.

Mostly I am so excited! I can hardly wait. I should be able to knock this one out in under an hour. That is my goal. If it takes me longer-yikes I am lame going to have to work harder for the next one coming up in July.

Wish me luck, and I’ll hopefully have some time on Sunday to blog about how the day went.

Tomorrows walk is for the Arthritis Foundation, you can see their website at:
lmt.arthritis.org

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